18 4 / 2014

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via fake-mermaid)

18 4 / 2014

fistfulloffourleafclovers:

you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

(Source: fistfulof4leafclovers, via fake-mermaid)

18 4 / 2014

flamingno:

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

(via cumfort)

18 4 / 2014

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

(Source: collegehumor, via sextnoise)

18 4 / 2014

(via sextnoise)

18 4 / 2014

18 4 / 2014

I’d like very much to be a fine actress, a true actress.”

(Source: marilynmonroe-x, via alwaysmarilynmonroe)

18 4 / 2014

  • 1: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
  • 2:
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  • 2: tastybitch69@aol.com

18 4 / 2014

gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

(Source: hayleu, via sextnoise)

18 4 / 2014

s-squishysquibbles:

the whole like “you’re too young to be gay” shit like.  queer people arent like pokemon you don’t level up enough to evolve into a gay.

(via nakedmoon)